Ole Michelle Obama Flew the Prison Coop, E-I-E-I-O

Ole’ Michelle O’bama occupied a mansion. E-I-E-I-O.

And in that mansion she lived a life of luxury. E-I-E-I-O.

With personal assistants here,

fitness trainers there,

here a masseuse,

there a makeup artist,

everywhere chefs and servants. . .

and free rent.

E-I-E-I-Ole’ Michelle occupied a mansion, and said it was a prison cell.

And that made taxpayers mad as hell!

E-I-E-I-O.

Courtesy of Author.

SECOND VERSE, same as the first, ‘cept the story now becomes a little more terse.

Ole’ Michelle O’Bama escaped her prison cell. E-I-E-I-O.

And headed straight to Ireland for brunch with Bono. E-I-E-I-O.

(On government business? I don’t think so.)

With the security detail here,

an Air Force plane there,

here an event assistant,

there a wardrobe coordinator,

everywhere lodging for her 30-person entourage . . .

and a $3,300 per night suite.

Then ole’ Michelle flew back to her mansion.

With personal assistants here,

fitness trainers there,

here a masseuse,

there a makeup artist,

everywhere chefs and servants . . .

and free rent.

E-I-E-I-Ole’ Michelle occupied a mansion, and said it was a prison cell.

And that made taxpayers mad as hell!

E-I-E-I-O.

U.S. First Lady Michelle Obama visited Spain in August 2010 for a private trip with longtime family friends. Credit: AP

THIRD VERSE, same as the first, ‘cept the spending gets a little bit worse.

Ole’ Michelle O’bama escaped from her prison cell. E-I-E-I-O.

And headed straight to Spain to dance the flamenco. E-I-E-I-O.

(On government business? I don’t think so.)

With a security detail here,

a Five-Star Resort there,

here a chauffeur,

there King Juan Carlos,

everywhere, celebrity pals and gals . . .

and a 467 Thousand Dollar tab.

Then ole’ Michelle flew back to her mansion.

With personal assistants here,

fitness trainers there,

here a masseuse,

there a makeup artist,

everywhere chefs and servants . . .

and free rent.

E-I-E-I-Ole’ Michelle occupied a mansion, and said it was a prison cell.

And that made taxpayers mad as hell!

E-I-E-I-O.

Michelle Obama's mother, Marian Robinson, akes a bow after they danced with children during a visit to the Emthonjeni Community Center in Zandspruit Township, Johannesburg, South Africa. (Photo: AP)

FOURTH VERSE, same as the first, but a lot more spending . . . it just gets worse!

Ole’ Michelle O’bama escaped from her prison cell. E-I-E-I-O.

And headed straight to Africa on an economic mission. E-I-E-I-O.

(To share her techniques for squandering Other People’s Money?)

With security details here,

an aircraft carrier there,

here fighter jets,

there 56 support vehicles,

everywhere family and friends,

and a partridge in a pear tree (just kidding about that one) and . . .

a 100 Million Dollar tab.

Then ole’ Michelle flew back to her mansion.

With personal assistants here,

fitness trainers there,

here a masseuse,

there a makeup artist,

everywhere chefs and servants . . .

and free rent.

E-I-E-I-Ole’ Michelle occupied a mansion, and said it was a prison cell.

And that made taxpayers mad as hell!

E-I-E-I-O.

Courtesy of Author.

FIFTH VERSE, same as the first, ‘cept now you’d better hide your wallet or your purse.

Ole’ Michelle O’bama escaped from her prison cell. E-I-E-I-O.

And headed straight to China with the kids and grannnie-O.

(Acting like a Queen on a publicity tour? I certainly think so.)

With security forces here,

no reporters there,

here a Panda,

there a butler (only one?),

everywhere milquetoast speeches . . .

and a $8,400 per day hotel suite.

Ole’ Michelle flew back to the mansion (and hid her trip expenses from)

personal assistants here,

fitness trainers there,

here a masseuse,

there a makeup artist,

everywhere chefs and servants . . .

and free rent.

E-I-E-I-Ole’ Michelle occupied a mansion, and said it was a prison cell.

And that made taxpayers mad as hell!

E-I-E-I-O.

(AP Photo/ Evan Vucci)

LAST VERSE, longer than the first.

Ole’ Mooch-elle O’Bama’s up for parole in 2017. E-I-E-I-O.

She’ll head straight off-shore to pick up some stash. E-I-E-I-O.

To pay for personal assistants here,

fitness trainers there,

here a masseuse,

there a makeup artist,

everywhere chefs and servants.

For skiing trips here,

travel to Mexico there,

here a Hawaiian Christmas,

there a visit to Martha’s Vineyard,

and traveling, traveling everywhere.

E-I-E-I-Ole’ Mooch-elle will vacate the mansion she used to call a prison cell.

E-I-E-I-Oh will that make taxpayers happy as hell? YES!

There will be a celebration here,

a fumigation there,

here a re-opened “people’s house,”

there a brand new welcome mat,

to greet moms and dads and kids and visitors from everywhere.

E-I-E-I-Oh my goodness! Ole’ Mooch-elle O’Bama is living proof of how “fundamental transformation” is turning America into a country of haves and have nots. An arrogant member of the political elite, Mooch-elle enjoys lavish vacations while 92 Million Americans struggle with unemployment.

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