Forget those people at the beach wearing swimwear they're not self-aware enough to know doesn't flatter them and the coming Democratic presidential primary debates.

Nevermind those drag queen shows featuring little boys dressed in "sexy" girls' clothes and the liberal cries that conservative "beliefs" are a threat to the public.

There is nothing this summer that we will confront as a nation as horrendous, offensive, and disgusting as the summer treat a Boston Reddit user posted this week.

Prepare yourself...

Introducing the Chunky Clam Chowder Popsicle:

You're welcome.

(H/T: Boston Magazine)