Mystery solved: 'cigar guy' is just a boring analyst

This could be a case where not knowing was better than knowing. Where knowledge didn't equal power, but rather puttered.

"Cigar Guy" became an internet sensation when a picture of Tiger woods hitting an errant golf ball into a camera caught an interesting bystander:

The theories swirled, as well as the questions. Who is he? Why? Real? Fake? Does he look like Rob Schneider? (Yes!)

But all the air was let out of our fun balloon when "Today" did an expose on cigar guy:

I liked the theories better.