Yes, yes, yes, I know it was just a couple of days ago when I suggested you give that special someone the gift of reliable waste removal for Valentines Day, but things have changed. If you want your lover to remember this coming February 14th forever, then I say give her the finger, Pancho Villa's finger.
An El Paso, Texas pawn shop has the digit on display in their front window and is offering it for sale at the bargain price of $9000.00 (or 188,560 Mexican Pesos). Imagine what they could charge for the whole hand! That price is marked down $500 from last April when the story first appeared in the Wall Street Journal.