Though I doubt many readers are familiar with the International Ice Hockey Federation, but during the IIHF's Division, um, III championships, the Israeli national hockey team's Eliezer Sherbatov scored a magnificent goal against the Greek national team. Sherbatov led Israel to the gold medal scoring 14 goals and 26 points in four games:

I'd like to see anyone on the Syrian club match that kind of output. Take that, Arab world!