Obama's Consumer safety commission warns that Halloween might kill you

Halloween is almost here - do you have your flame-resistant, light-reflective and well-fitting costume ready?

As Reason notes, the Obama administration's Consumer Product Safety Commission (CPSC) wants you to be prepared for the "candle-lit pedophile den full of razor candy." In the off-chance  you don't plan to dress up as bubble wrap this year, fear not -- the federal government offers this handy (not ridiculous at all) diagram to keep you safe:

For the record, your Halloween candy won't likely to be poisoned or laced with other deadly threats.  But as the Nanny State continually reminds us, we're better safe than thinking for ourselves.