We asked you yesterday to caption that protester spotted with his back turned to the White House:

The Winner:

“But you ain’t got no legs, LT. Dan” -- TBRANDONE

Runners-up:

"Dear Match.com. Why doesn’t anyone ever 'Wink' back???" -- DAN.I.EL

"Dear Mom and Dad: Why does my key for the lock on the basement door no longer work?" -- SOUTHERNORCOBRA

"There’s Waldo!" -- NOTSJOSHING