"My blog will delight you and your extended family with stories of European futbol matches that end in 0-0 ties, underground bands for whom neither you nor your friends have ever heard, and inspiring stories regaling the glories of my time in Congress 47 years ago."

--MSNBC's Joe Scarborough in his new Politico blog. Assuming that was a joke, he goes on to vaguely describe what the blog will really be about (behind-the-scenes stuff on "Congress, the White House and in the media world").