Granted, the young girl's written complaint was about dad popping her balloons, but it's still applicable, no?
Translation (via BoingBoing): "Would you like it if just because you were getting old you got popped?"
"Today I armed my kids with unrolled paperclips and asked them to pop the two-week-old helium balloons that have been kicking around our house at ground level since my daughter's birthday. I was not aware that my 8 year old daughter had given the balloons personalities and was really not happy with my plans for them. She was so upset she couldn't talk, but marched into the room and gave me this note."