Here are the dumbest study results you'll read today

Via USA Today:

[A] new National Geographic Channel study [found] that 80 million Americans are certain UFOs exist and that one in 10 believe they've spotted one.

So, two thirds of American's don't believe in unidentified flying objects. As if the idea of seeing something in the sky you can't quite make out is akin to having an out-of-body experience . Or spotting Jesus in bathroom mold. It's not a religious experience.

Furthermore, the study found that "nearly 65% [of Americans] think Barack Obama would be better suited than Mitt Romney to handle an alien invasion."

False. Only Will Smith is suited to handle an alien invasion.