Parade magazine is polling its readers: Who is our sexiest Founding Father?
Yep. This is happening:
Before there was George and Brad, there was George and Ben—just two of America’s frolicsome founding fathers causing a kerfuffle in the 1700s. Who is the sexiest of them all?
Click hereto cast your vote -- choose from the "devastatingly handsome" Alexander Hamilton, "renaissance man" Thomas Jefferson, "cougar"-hunter Benjamin Franklin, John "Mr. Smooth" Adams and George Washington, war hero.
Poor James Madison -- the Father of the Constitution apparently didn't even merit an honorable mention.