This might be the weirdest thing you see all day

Parade magazine is polling its readers: Who is our sexiest Founding Father?

Yep.  This is happening:

Before there was George and Brad, there was George and Ben—just two of America’s frolicsome founding ­fathers causing a kerfuffle in the 1700s. Who is the sexiest of them all?

Click hereto cast your vote -- choose from the "devastatingly handsome" Alexander Hamilton, "renaissance man" Thomas Jefferson, "cougar"-hunter Benjamin Franklin, John "Mr. Smooth" Adams and George Washington, war hero.

Poor James Madison -- the Father of the Constitution apparently didn't even merit an honorable mention.