What do you mean that it doesn't stand for "Lets Go Biking Together?"-- KICKINBACK
Mr. President, can I get $500 million dollars to start my own network, LGBTV?-- ANOPINION
Barackback Mountain-- FIGHTFORLIFE
Of course I remember you, you were my composite Political Science Professor.-- LCALLDAY
I’d like to spend more time chatting with you later. Maybe we can have lunch at Chick-Fil-A.-- DISCIPLE4TRUTH
Let’s see, I’m going to guess B… AND T!-- RMAN3
Obama: Sheila from junior year fourth period?
Sheila: You remember me?
Obama: Your beard was shorter then.-- LT-USPHS
Obama: Does that beard tickle?
Supporter: Would you like to find out?-- ROMANTICPOET