After would-be president Al Gore proclaimed that the Mile High City's altitude may have tampered with President Barack Obama's debating skills, Twitter erupted with other #ObamaDebateExcuses just as plausible. Here's just a small sampling:
#ObamaDebateExcuses I didn't fail that. Someone else made that happen. #tcot— Amy Lutz (@amylutz4) October 4, 2012
#ObamaDebateExcuses They told me it was going to be multiple choice. This just shows that Romney is anti-choice!— Herman Cain (@THEHermanCain) October 4, 2012
He couldn't sleep the night before, worrying if there was still too much security at consulate in Benghazi #ObamaDebateExcuses— Michael Graham (@MGraham969) October 4, 2012
#ObamaDebateExcuses I was told to just stand there and be Eye Candy.— Candice (@CandiLissa) October 4, 2012
Nobody told me Jim Lehrer was racist and part of the vast right wing conspiracy. #ObamaDebateExcuses— Dr. Schadenfreude (@PoliticsOfFear) October 4, 2012
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