“Uhhh, Joe…this isn’t what I meant when I said ‘MANDATE.”--KAOSCONTROL
"Joe, do you have a banana in your pocket, or are you just happy WE WON!"-- MEISTERMAN41
"After Letterman, Leno, The View and Jon Stewart I think we are now ready for Dancing with the Stars!"-- JUJUBEEBEE
"Mr. Obama, let me lead, just this once."-- ANOTHERCOMMENT
"Its OK Joe, we already have the gay vote."-- SCREAMINGYELLOWZONKERS
"After this term is over... Michelle will give me more flexibility."-- ROB B.
"Wow Barack, you really do have a big stick!"-- DAVID S.
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