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The Onion does Obama's trips to Israel

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Eddie Scarry
March 20, 2013

Satire, of course, on President Obama's four-day trip to Israel, the West Bank and Jordan. From The Onion:

“This trip will accomplish nothing,” Obama reportedly said out of the corner of his mouth while he and Netanyahu smiled broadly and waved to the gathered crowd. “You won’t do what I want when it comes to stopping Israeli settlements, and I can’t do what you want in terms of dismissing Palestine. Now, pretend to laugh at what I just said so it appears like we get along.”

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