One of the few politicians with nothing to hide.-- ALfromVAI

Runners up...

"Give me the camera for a moment, miss, and I'll give you a real picture."-- Bohump

"I would never change 'the big apple' to 'the big banana.'"-- oh_yeah

"Can I pull it off ? Of course. Oh, you were talking about my mayoral run."-- Seth Patriot

"If elected I promise nothing undersized will be banned.”-- clsterfk