"I think the Republicans will go back to being the 'bomb first, ask questions later' party, but not while the commander-in-chief is a black guy. Which is why, from now on, we should only elect black guys. It doesn't matter who, really. Urkel can be our next president. But it may be the one thing that keeps Americans away from our two century long addiction to war."-- HBO "Real Time's" Bill Maher, Real Time Blog.