Notable & Quotable: Barack Obama, 'eloquent hatstand

GQ has released its list of "The 25 Least Influential People of 2013" and America's "impotent megalomaniac" commander in chief comes in ranked at No. 17.

Drew Magary assesses President Obama's year and isn't a bit impressed:

He can blame Republicans in Congress all he likes and get away with it because congressional Republicans are the worst. But the fact remains that I have spent the majority of this man's presidency watching bad things happen, then hearing a thoughtful speech about how we gotta make sure the bad things never happen again, and then watching as nothing gets done. Next time there's an election, I want Nate Silver to analyze the data and tell me who to vote for so that I don't end up casting my ballot for a very eloquent hat stand.

Joining the president on this year's list are other "impotent megalomaniacs," including "complete and utter nut job" Dr. Cornel West, Manti Te'o's fake dead girlfriend, pathetic "lecher" Anthony Weiner, Miley Cyrus, and His Royal Babiness Prince George.