You know you want to hear Glenn Beck's new song about how to stay 'Ebola-free

Glenn Beck jokingly created a song about how to stay "Ebola-free," and he played it for his radio audience on Monday.

The song, which has a calming, catchy tune, begins:

Keep away from eyes that bleed

Don’t lick vomit off the street

And I know you don’t want to die,

So slowly back away from that infected guy

Staying Ebola-free. Staying Ebola-free...

You can listen to the complete song, below:

The song has been listened to over 2,600 times since being posted this morning.

You can hear Beck's rationale for creating the song, below:

Complimentary Clip from TheBlaze TV

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