To recap for those unlucky enough to have missed the greatest 30 minutes or so in television and Twitter history: Two escaped llamas hit the streets of Sun City, Arizona, Thursday afternoon, dodging, weaving and generally captivating a nation as they eluded capture.
Both animals, a white one and a black one, were ultimately lassoed, free to roam the Phoenix suburb no more.
Cars stopped, hashtags exploded and Fox News' Shepard Smith held court in the best possible way:
Also, it didn't escape Twitter's notice that the black llama was captured first.
they got the black llama first. typical.— Oliver Willis (@owillis) February 26, 2015