Woman Who Was Unable to Flush the Toilet at Her Date's House Finds Appalling Solution, Then Tweets About It

It’s common for people “lose their cool” and sometimes act desperately in order to impress a love interest. But what one woman did on a first date has to be the most extreme case of lover’s angst the world has ever seen.

After using the restroom in her date’s apartment, Makela, a woman from Toronto, Canada, discovered that his toilet wasn’t flushing. Thinking on her feet, she came up with a disgusting way to hide the evidence. And thanks to modern technology, the whole Internet can read her detailed account of the humiliating event.

The day after her horrific date Sunday, the self-proclaimed “hot girl,” took to Twitter to share her story:

“I realized I didn't have a plan,” the rant continued, “What do I do with it now? I can't f***ing leave it there. By this point I was REALLY freaking out because … .”

Even though her date clearly had no idea what she had just done, it was all she could think about:

Makela then decided to text her sister to ask “for advice,” but the remaining solutions were sparse:

“He's in love with me but I can never face him again,” she lamented.

After a few hours, something unexpected happened:

When her second attempt at a successful flush worked, Makela said she finally felt like “everything was going to be okay” and that she was “a survivor.”:

After absolutely everything that could be said was said, Makela offered some advice to those looking to avoid such “embarrassing” situations:

The bizarre Twitter rant quickly gained traction, earning Makela thousands of “likes” and shares per tweet.

“Wow,” she Tweeted Tuesday. “All of the hard work I put into being a hot girl is tarnished by one teeny tiny poop story. Now I'm just the poop girl.”