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Watch: SNL hilariously mocks 'woke' millennials with 'sizeless, gender non-conforming' jeans
"Saturday Night Live" mocked "woke" millennials in a new skit promoting a new line of Levi jeans,"Levi Wokes." (Image source: YouTube screenshot)

Watch: SNL hilariously mocks 'woke' millennials with 'sizeless, gender non-conforming' jeans

"Saturday Night Live" returned to the airwaves over the weekend, and while it spent much of the show bashing President Donald Trump, one skit targeted its own audience: "woke" millennials.

The skit was a commercial for a new line of Levi jeans known as "Levi Wokes," which are "sizeless, style-neutral, gender non-conforming denim for a generation that defies labels."

The commercial begins as different sized, colored and aged people say what their jeans say they are — such as "skinny," "relaxed," "child" — and they denounce those labels.

"I'm not a style, I'm not a size, I'm not a child, I'm me, I'm unique, I'm...woke!" the actors say.

"Levis heard that if you're not woke, it's bad," a narrator says. "So we made these!"

The jeans are skinny around the legs, but are like oversized parachute pants at the thighs. They are a brownish color.

"Defining someone by their style? That's offense," says one actor. "That's why Levi Wokes have no style."

"What's my size? Why don't you try asking me about my accomplishments," adds another.

"My Levi Wokes are size me...they fit every body...because they fit no body," another group of actors say.

The new jeans aren't blue, either. They're "greb," according to the narrator.

"They're not brown, but they not not brown," says one actor. "It's a handful of colors, none of which are dominate."

As far as pockets are concerned, there are none. And for the zipper? It's "180 degrees of gender non-conformity" — or a "uni-fly" that begins where a normal zipper begins, but zips a full 180 degrees to the rear.

"My jeans let me decide how I go to the bathroom," one actor says.

But the woke millennials had just one more pressing question: "Are the 'wokes' made by children in an Indonesian factory?"

"Nah, they're made right here in the USA — by white kids," actors respond.

"Woke" is a cultural slang word used to describe someone who is generally progressive and informed about social issues, such as police brutality and systemic racism.

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Chris Enloe

Chris Enloe

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Chris Enloe is a staff writer for Blaze News
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