Coca-Cola is reportedly on the verge of giving its Coke Zero product the "New Coke" treatment and pulling it from store shelves in favor of another low calorie option that has sold well overseas.
Sources say Coke Zero is getting a new name and recipe. Atlanta-based Coca-Cola Co. says Coke Zero is scheduled to be pulled off the shelves and replaced with Coke Zero Sugar in August. This does not sit well with hard-core Coke Zero fans, Stu Burguiere and Jeffy Fisher of “Pat & Stu.”
“This is legitimate jihad-land for me, guys,” joked Stu. “This is infuriating! Just add a new flavor. You don’t need to pull one off the market.”