A woman who "farted loudly" while in line at a dollar store in Broward County, Florida, pulled a knife from her purse and threatened to “gut” the man behind her who complained about it, according to police reports.
Shanetta Yvette Wilson, 37, pulled a knife and threatened fellow customer, John Walker, for being offended by her flatulence while the two stood in line at a Dollar General store in Dania Beach.
Wilson was arrested and charged with aggravated assault with a deadly weapon without intent to kill. Her bail was set at $2,500.
Watch the video clip above to get Glenn Beck's hilarious take on this uniquely Floridian story.