Love the Earth' has taken on a bizarre new meaning

There's a new intimate trend sweeping Liberal America: ecosexuality. That's right, there are people out there who see a tree and want to do more than hug it. Glenn and the guys pull no punches in mocking this absurd practice.

"If you want to have sex with a pile of dirt, you're screwed up." proclaims Glenn. "The flowerbeds can't choose to have sex with you. And I would think that they would choose not to."