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Introducing the 2016 Presidential Election Participation Trophy for triggered Democrats

Introducing the 2016 Presidential Election Participation Trophy for triggered Democrats

In an effort to unite the country, and sooth the ruffled feathers of the participation generation who voted for Hillary Clinton to no avail, TheBlaze's Doc Thompson has a way to make their sads feel like glads.

Introducing the DNC Trophy. Remember, everyone on the left is a winner, so it's no good for them to feel like losers. With this trophy, even the most distraught Clinton voter can feel like all of their rending of clothing and gnashing of teeth was actually worth something.

And like a participation trophy should be, they are available to everyone. To get one, all you need to do is visit the site DNCtrophy.com, and select one to be sent as a gift to either your local Democratic politician, or the leftists in your circle of friends or family.

From the site:

This trophy will look amazing in safe-spaces everywhere! Have a triggered, holier-than-thou liberal in your life who needs some reassurance that everything will be okay? Give him (her/it/insert pronoun of your choosing) a participation medal for their efforts this election.

This product is 100% trigger free, and fits comfortably into any safe space. Trophy's are not limited to purchasers, and are available to be purchased at the quantity necessary to make your defeated Dem feel like a success.

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