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Don't Touch My Junk' Gets the Christmas Polka Treatment

As you know, I'm from Wisconsin. The state dance in America's Dairyland is the polka. So while I may find myself hearkening back to my lederhosen days and smiling upon hearing this song, you may be frowning. That also may be because you just pictured me in lederhosen. Either way, I present to you the Chirstmas TSA Groping Polka:

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