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Nothing says 'Happy Holidays' like a Karl Marx finger puppet.

Looking for the perfect gift for that radical leftist who has everything? Look no further.

The far-left Nation magazine is now offering fun stocking-stuffers like Karl Marx finger puppets, Che Guevara wrist watches and Barack Obama greeting cards! These are the latest offerings from the Unemployed Philosophers Guild.

Roast your chestnuts with tales of Che's psychotic murderous rampages...

Trim your tree with Marx & Nietzche and all the other "little thinkers" -- "11" Tall and oh, so smart!"

Ask Santa to bring you an "Axis of Evil" finger puppets set, featuring Kim Jong Il, Ayatollah Khamenei, Saddam Hussein and George W. Bush.

Or discuss death panels over eggnog with Fabian Socialist George Bernard Shaw!

And don't worry, climate change alarmists -- they didn't forget about you!

If I haven't convinced you yet, here's The Nation's sales pitch (via Matt Vadum):

Just in time for the holidays, The Nation has teamed up with the celebrated Unemployed Philosopher’s Guild to offer hundreds of great gift options for liberals.

With products like the Global Warming Mug, Obamamints, and dolls and finger puppets in the likeness of artists, philosophers, writers, and historical figures, the Nationmart sells funny and smart products for funny and smart people. We’ve got buttons, T-shirts, and magnetic dress up sets to play with on your refrigerator or filing cabinet! And lots of Nation merchandise.

Sarah Palin driving you crazy? Well, have a little fun and dress her up as a minuteman, a tea pot, or a moose!

Does being a progressive in the current political climate feel like a struggle? Do you feel like Sisyphus going up and down the mountain? Well, see our Sisyiphus watch. Or take a stand and try our Che revolution watch.

Whatever your mood we’ve got unique gifts for you. And remember, a large portion of all proceeds goes to The Nation!
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