White House Crasher Learns That Fame Is Not An Addiction

In a staggering blow to the four-legged insanity known as The White House Party Crashers, CNN reports that one half of the fame-starved duo, Michaele Salahi has gotten tossed from 'Celebrity Rehab'.  Why? It was discovered that she lacked a vital ingredient to be part of the show... ADDICTION.

The official statement from VH-1, as noted by CNN:

"The treatment program that 'Celebrity Rehab' documents is intended for individuals with serious substance abuse and addiction issues," VH1 said in a statement Tuesday night.

"Prior to the taping of the current season, producers were advised that Michaele Salahi met the criteria to be treated in this setting. However, professional assessments spanning from that time to the present, found that she did not meet such criteria."

This kind of clarity and sanity bodes well for the future of our Republic.  Either that, or VH-1 was merely making room to add Charlie Sheen to the cast.