It’s time to give OWS a taste of their own medicine

On the front page side of things, Buck reports how chefs at Chez OWS are up in arms because freeloading homeless people are pilfering their home-cooked delicacies in Zucotti Park. But I think it's time the homeless and other hungry people of New York unite and dish out a big dose of Occupy Wall Street's own medicine.

Taking their cue from the likes of Cloward & Piven, New York's hungry homeless -- the 99%, if you will -- should unite against the 1% of protesters who have good food and refuse to share.  It's all about the social justice: By trying to collapse the system from the bottom-up and setting OWS' kitchen elitists against the common (homeless) man, their tactics would make Saul Alinksy proud.

Collapse the kitchen!

Eat the elitist cooks!

The well-fed college students are the 1%!

Once the OWS kitchen system collapses, Michelle Obama can send in the food police to confiscate all the junk food and Kathleen Sebelius' Department of Health and Human Services can pass out food stamp applications.

Next step: Revolt against the first aid tent -- they're nothing but non-participating providers who refuse to treat preexisting conditions.