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Marine's Flip Out on Giant Slingshot Ride Goes Viral: 'That Was Not a Countdown!

Marine's Flip Out on Giant Slingshot Ride Goes Viral: 'That Was Not a Countdown!

"I'd rather be back in Afghanistan than doing this."

You probably know someone like the Marine you're about to see. Roller coasters and other amusement park rides might freak the person out, but he's a good sport and tries them anyway. And when he does, the reaction is almost apocalyptic. That's what you're about to see this guy do.

A video posted on Saturday is going viral after it shows what it says is a Marine riding a Giant Slingshot in Orlando with his friend. The Marine, on the left, is obviously a little skittish, while is friend is enjoying watching the Marine squirm. In fact, the Marine even asks the ride attendant for a countdown, and the attendant obliges -- momentarily: he quickly flips the switch before giving any such countdown. That leads to the line everyone might be yelling by day's end: "That was not a countdown!"

You can watch it below. However, if you're offended by some language (warning: there a few "sh**s" and f-bombs), turn the audio off and just watch the facial reactions. They're worth it:

(H/T: Buzzfeed)

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