Unfortunately, Herman Cain won't dance on TV

Since abandoning his bid for the Republican presidential nomination Herman Cain has been enjoying his celebrity. He talks on TV all the time and he's got a fancy new bus tour. But dancing in front of an audience is where he draws the line.

Producers of ABC's "Dancing with the d-list Stars" extended an invite to Cain, according to The Atlanta Journal-Constitution. He said no and that's bad news for all of us.

“He can’t dance in an eight-count. He can only dance in a nine-count,” said Lisa Reichert, his executive assistant. Oh, that Cain.

Michele Bachmann was also offered an invite, USA Today reports. No news on her decision, yet.