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Philly City Hall Jokingly Creates 'E-Lanes' Exclusively for Texting Walkers

Philly City Hall Jokingly Creates 'E-Lanes' Exclusively for Texting Walkers

"It'll keep most of those bozos out of my way so I can continue to walk and text."

PHILADELPHIA (The Blaze/AP) -- The sidewalk lanes for the digitally distracted may be a joke but officials in Philadelphia want the public to know the issue is no laughing matter.

Lines on some sidewalks near City Hall now designate part of the pavement as "e-lanes" suitable for chronic texters and digital music aficionados -- although only through the end of the week.

Watch the mayor's announcement:

The April Fools' Day prank is one way city officials, in particular Mayor Michael Nutter, are trying to draw attention to the danger of inattentive pedestrians. Philly isn't the only city taking action against texting and walking. The Utah Transportation Authorities recently instituted a fine against "distracted walking" near its tracks.

We've seen the effects of distracted walking all to often with some of the more recent incidents involving a Michigan mom walking off a pier into the lake and another woman falling on her face during a life newscast.

(Related: New app actually alerts walkers they're about to get hit by a car) 

In Philadelphia, the lines, signage and sidewalk graphics -- depicting a pedestrian peering down at a hand-held device -- will stick around part of John F. Kennedy Boulevard through the week.

A bogus video released for the new lanes shows Nutter being cut off mid-interview by an oblivious pedestrian, played by Streets Department Deputy Commissioner Steven Buckley.

"Sidewalk safety is important," Nutter noted just after his mock interview was disrupted. The video also features a rowdy band of anti-texting protesters.

All kidding aside, officials said distracted pedestrians are a serious issue the city plans to address.

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