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You've seen the story about the terrorist toddler who was ridiculously suspended for threatening to shoot a classmate with her bright pink Hello Kitty bubble gun...
Well, just for fun, I thought I'd track down some actual Hello Kitty guns... because they do exist. And they are pink. And cute. And I kinda want one.
You got your basic Hello Kitty handgun, complete with a clip of Hello Kitty tipped bullets. Available in reworked Sig Sauer & Colt models, too!
Or an HK-47? (Get it? HK? Like AK? No? Ok, well, I thought it was clever.)
Alert Dianne Feinstein! There's even a Hello Kitty "assault rifle":
Who knew Hello Kitty was such a purveyor of arms sales? All pics via Kitty Hell, a delightful website dedicated to chronicling all the ridiculous things tagged with Hello Kitty's famous face.
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