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Gun paranoia reaches DEFCON 1

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America needs to take one big deep breath.  Seriously -- relax, will ya?!

Politicians and the media have you so paranoid and stressed out about guns and violence, you're willing to ruin cherished 90s sitcom memories and tarnish them with nonsense like this:

Schools in a Pennsylvania county were put on lockdown after a receptionist misunderstood the words of the theme song to “The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air,” which a student had as his cellphone greeting, and thought the teen was going to commit violence.


Inhale.  Exhale.  Repeat.

Now, do the Carleton dance.

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