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The winner:
"But I don’t Tawanna eat it, there’s Brawley -- I mean broccoli -- in it."-- VISION HARRY
Runners-up...
"Resist we much and we will munch the must. We will be munch committed. That we must munch."-- SMOKEY_BOJANGLES
"Aw hell naw… I see more light colored lettuce than dark lettuce!"-- TUSKER00
Girl 1: “Are you gonna tell him what’s so ‘special’ about his salad?”
Girl 2: “Nah …let him figure out what that ‘twang’ in the dressing is.”-- TORIMOM
As Al Sharpton enjoyed a salad, the ladies in the room couldn’t help but be mesmerized by his amazing ‘reverse pompadour’.-- GENUINEDAVID
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