What the Bible would look like if it had an Internet news headline

Hyperbolic headlines are the stuff Internet news is made of. For better or worse, they're what get readers to click the stories and see what's inside. And if done right (exaggerating isn't the same thing as lying), the readers will come back for more.

College Humor has a collection of famous books and what they would look like if an Internet news-like headline were slapped on it in place of its original title.

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