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Video: A Christmas ode to sound fiscal policy

Sound fiscal policy?  Now that would be a true Christmas miracle, wouldn't it?

Via ReasonTV:

The value of Remy's soon-tob-be Christmas classic can only be determined after adjusting for inflation.

WATCH:

Lyrics after the jump!

I don't want no eggnog, lactose ain't for me

I don't need new pants.  Then again…TBD…

Don't want any gifts this Christmas it's true

all I want for Christmas is...

I don't want a Surface tablet, that one's pretty clear

I don't want that new book by Martin Bashir

There's only one this I want, yes it's true

all I want for Christmas is U…..

...nilateral printing of billions of dollars

a month to be stopped cuz it's causing my dollar to

rampantly inflate, I tell you it's killing us

all of this open-ended fiscal stimulus

Risk underpricing and rampant inflation

resulting in capital misallocation

all I want this holiday season

is an end to quantitative easing

Now Santa I know you get this a lot

those children's letters concernedly fraught

But I'll tell you what I want and save you some pains

I'll take the candy--you can keep the Keynes

Presents under the tree, the Fed starting to taper

Because only one of them should be covered in short-term paper

Don't want nothing else for Christmas it's true

all I want for Christmas is U….

…uniformity in the mandate of the Fed

or reform the whole thing or start over instead

because I ain't a pro but I really don't think that

it's "Buy CDO's with some dough from an Inkjet"

The year home run records were obliterated

that was the last time we saw Bonds so inflated

all I want this holiday season

all I want this holiday season

all I want this holiday season

is an end to quantitative easing.

One last thing…
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