
via Twitter @AnnCoulter
The winner:
And it was said that Ann’s heart grew two sizes that day.-- GreenLanternMD
Runners-up...
The new “The View”?-- spirited
What Santa got himself for Christmas.-- Bohump
Elf Coulter-- Impenitent
A White Christmas-- Rman3
Well, now that I know that Santa got my list, what's the hold-up exactly?-- TheLastPlainsman
Global warming hits the North Pole.-- DZ-105
Guess who made both the Naughty AND the Nice lists?-- DamoclesAurelius
Santa's backup for Vixen this year.-- Tuttle