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The poem that Glenn Beck says you need to memorize


"Fire will burn, water will wet us, life is what you make of it. These are self-evident truths."

On this morning's Glenn Beck program, Beck praised a poem by 19th and early 20th century British short-story writer, poet and novelist Rudyard Kipling titled "The Gods of the Copybook Headings."

According to Glenn, he has "never read anything more profound than" Kipling's 1919 poem, and believes it "should be memorized by everybody, it is the most powerful poem ever."

Glenn continued, "The copybook headings are the things you know are will burn, water will wet us, life is what you make of it. These are self-evident truths." [emphasis added]

Beck made the comments in light of a story on TheBlaze about an 18-year-old Bryan, Texas high school student who was suspended for standing up to bullies who were harassing a special-needs student.

He felt that the poem reflected the common sense and courage of the student, that he knew in his heart that what he did was right, regardless of the consequences. Glenn argued that the fact that the student was punished reflects another example of "progressive, Marxist...indoctrination. This is equal outcome indoctrination. This is your fundamental transformation of the United States of America."

Presumably, Kipling's poem (below) in Beck's view is the antidote:

AS I PASS through my incarnations in every age and race,

I make my proper prostrations to the Gods of the Market Place.

Peering through reverent fingers I watch them flourish and fall,

And the Gods of the Copybook Headings, I notice, outlast them all.

We were living in trees when they met us. They showed us each in turn

That Water would certainly wet us, as Fire would certainly burn:

But we found them lacking in Uplift, Vision and Breadth of Mind,

So we left them to teach the Gorillas while we followed the March of Mankind.

Kipling Rudyard Kipling. (Image Source: Wikipedia Commons)

We moved as the Spirit listed. They never altered their pace,

Being neither cloud nor wind-borne like the Gods of the Market Place,

But they always caught up with our progress, and presently word would come

That a tribe had been wiped off its icefield, or the lights had gone out in Rome.

With the Hopes that our World is built on they were utterly out of touch,

They denied that the Moon was Stilton; they denied she was even Dutch;

They denied that Wishes were Horses; they denied that a Pig had Wings;

So we worshipped the Gods of the Market Who promised these beautiful things.

When the Cambrian measures were forming, They promised perpetual peace.

They swore, if we gave them our weapons, that the wars of the tribes would cease.

But when we disarmed They sold us and delivered us bound to our foe,

And the Gods of the Copybook Headings said: "Stick to the Devil you know." 

On the first Feminian Sandstones we were promised the Fuller Life

(Which started by loving our neighbour and ended by loving his wife)

Till our women had no more children and the men lost reason and faith,

And the Gods of the Copybook Headings said: "The Wages of Sin is Death." 

In the Carboniferous Epoch we were promised abundance for all, 

By robbing selected Peter to pay for collective Paul; 

But, though we had plenty of money, there was nothing our money could buy, 

And the Gods of the Copybook Headings said: "If you don't work you die." 

Then the Gods of the Market tumbled, and their smooth-tongued wizards withdrew

And the hearts of the meanest were humbled and began to believe it was true

That All is not Gold that Glitters, and Two and Two make Four

And the Gods of the Copybook Headings limped up to explain it once more.

As it will be in the future, it was at the birth of Man

There are only four things certain since Social Progress began. 

That the Dog returns to his Vomit and the Sow returns to her Mire, 

And the burnt Fool's bandaged finger goes wabbling back to the Fire;

And that after this is accomplished, and the brave new world begins

When all men are paid for existing and no man must pay for his sins, 

As surely as Water will wet us, as surely as Fire will burn, 

The Gods of the Copybook Headings with terror and slaughter return! 

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