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Liberal Samantha Bee goes off on vulgar rant against 'creeps of Hollywood
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Liberal Samantha Bee goes off on vulgar rant against 'creeps of Hollywood

Liberal TV host Samantha Bee tore into the "creeps of Hollywood" on the Wednesday airing of her TBS show, "Full Frontal with Samantha Bee," and took aim at the sexual harassment allegations laid against Hollywood producer Harvey Weinstein.

What did she say?

Bee directly addressed the "creeps" and told them to watch out — she's coming for them.

"In case you didn't realize, it has been a huge week for women, starting last week, when America encountered this season's second giant vortex of destructive moisture named Harvey," Bee began in her monologue.

"Listen up, creeps of Hollywood: we know who you are," she said. "Weinstein isn’t the only cool Democrat lurking in film-festival hotels waiting to play a jolly masturbation prank."

Bee warned that women "talk to each other," as well as with journalists and lawyers.

"We are coming for you," she threatened.

"Talk to every woman you work with like she has the New York Times on speed dial," Bee added. "Well, I guess it took the Times a little while to take care of business — OK, talk to every woman like she has me on speed dial. My show is only once a week. I’ve got some free time."

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Was there more?


If her first explicit tirade weren't enough, she also filmed what she titled "A Penis PSA" for the show.

"Fellas, I’m a big comedy star slash Hollywood executive, and I’ve found that it’s quite easy not to masturbate in front of my employees," Bee said in the PSA. "In fact, it’s one of the easiest things I don’t do. Every day, I wake up, get dressed, take the subway to work, and then don’t masturbate in front of anyone."

She continued, "Next time you get the urge to masturbate, just ask yourself, ‘Am I in front of an employee or a colleague?’ And if the answer is yes, don’t. Just don’t."

Bee took it even further at that point and got more explicit, specifically addressing male genitalia at large.

She concluded, "Don't masturbate in front of people who haven't specifically asked you to, and even then, stop and ask yourself 'What is our power dynamic? Is there a chance in hell that this person might only be agreeing to see my hideous d**k out of fear for their career?' If so, make a good business choice and keep your business in your pants. Good talk, guys!"

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