Are you excited about the upcoming 'Pirates of the Caribbean' 5?

How do your favorite TheBlaze hosts feel about the upcoming installment of the wildly popular 'Pirates of the Caribbean' franchise, based on the titular Disney ride? Snark, rather than enthusiasm, seems the rule.

Most of the crew's comments focused on Johnny Depp, speculating whether he can take on the role of Captain Jack Sparrow again at his advanced age (Allie Stuckey) and that he's really only playing himself (Brandon Morse). Depp himself believes he is playing Keith Richards.

Pat and Stu remained blissfully unaware of the totality of the franchise, which has grossed over $3.7 billion worldwide, a profit which seemed to tempt Jeffy Fisher not at all.

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