You really can't make this up:
NBC 2 reports:
The man accused of burglarizing a clubhouse and stealing sausage, napkins and a first aid kit has been arrested, according to the Lee County Sheriff's Office.
Video surveillance shows the man walking around the clubhouse in boxer shorts and in the buff.
On January 7th, Joseph Brown went to the Mariner's Cove clubhouse to supply it with food for an upcoming bingo event. Brown said while in the clubhouse he noticed the sausage he put in the refrigerator on a previous occasion was missing, reports said.
Brown checked surveillance video and saw a man wearing shorts trying to enter the clubhouse. He eventually made it inside through an unlocked sliding glass door.
The video also showed the man walking around the clubhouse in the nude, after possibly showering by using the wash area behind the kitchen, reports said.