Close friends can back me up on this, for years I have equated models traipsing down catwalks at fashion shows to Clydesdales. These shoes will make that observation more than just my twisted interpretation.
HORSE SHOES FOR PEOPLE!
I saw the photo, clicked the link and read the story...
Designer shoes made in the style of horses' hooves have gone on sale for £1,300 a pair at the Cheltenham Festival.
The knee and ankle-length zip-up hoof boots were created as the perfect thing to wear for a day at the races.
Each one features an imitation carbon-fibre hoof and up to 5,000 individual genuine horse hairs.
The good news amid the madness?
All proceeds will go to charity.