Madness.

Close friends can back me up on this, for years I have equated models traipsing down catwalks at fashion shows to Clydesdales.  These shoes will make that observation more than just my twisted interpretation.

HORSE SHOES FOR PEOPLE!

I saw the photo, clicked the link and read the story...

Designer shoes made in the style of horses' hooves have gone on sale for £1,300 a pair at the Cheltenham Festival.

The knee and ankle-length zip-up hoof boots were created as the perfect thing to wear for a day at the races.

Each one features an imitation carbon-fibre hoof and up to 5,000 individual genuine horse hairs.

The good news amid the madness?

All proceeds will go to charity.