April fool's jokes are supposed to be funny. But one 48-year old Maryland man wasn't laughing when he found his tuchus stuck to a toilet seat after some prankster had smeared super-glue all over it in the bathroom of an Elkton, Maryland Wal-Mart.
The incident left the stuck man screaming for help. And when I say stuck--I mean stuck.
Eventually, a whole fleet of police, firefighters, and paramedics were called to the scene. Talk about embarrassing: "They had to unbolt the entire toilet seat and take it, with the man still attached, to Union Hospital, Cecil County....Doctors eventually managed to remove the seat, leaving the victim with minor injuries to his buttocks."
Though the authorities were not amused, other Wal-Mart shoppers...were:
To the prankster--whoever you are--you got him good!
But seriously. Not cool.