Thursday morning must-reads

Happy Birthday, Mr. President

Obama bemoans "messy, tough democracy"

Satirical mints poking fun at Obama pulled from the shelves

Battleground bus tour written off as taxpayer-funded "official" function

What "win"? Just 22% of tea partiers support debt deal

Eric Cantor: Obama is "in over his head"

Pressured by White House, Tim Geithner is staying put

Phony federalism: GOP is fickle friend to the 10th Amendment

Report: Bin Laden raid "was always shoot to kill"

What could go wrong?

Albino Muslims are taunted... for marrying a Christian

Brazil celebrates straight pride!

More bad news for Al Gore

Are cell phones now a "civil right"?

Starbucks cuts off popular hipster power source

Raw milk vendor raided... again: