During a press conference this afternoon to address logistical concerns surrounding Hurricane Irene's approaching descent on the Northeastern U.S., New Jersey Governor Chris Christie warned beach-goers to, “get the hell off the Beach in Asbury Park and get out."
"You’re done. It’s 4:30 PM. You’ve maximized your tan. Get off the beach. Get in you cars and get out of those areas.”
Perhaps Christie figured he ought to be extra stern in the event members of the Jersey Shore were out tanning, unaware of the impending hurricane.
Watch Christie deliver his evacuation orders below: