After his Christmas shopping spree Wednesday, President Barack Obama stopped to pick up pizza in Alexandria, Va. The restaurant: Del Ray Pizzeria. The total cost for the three large pizzas he ordered: more than $60 with tax, according to Obama Foodorama.
And it was only thin crust!
[T]he President ordered one large (14") thin crust "Supreme Clientele" pizza, which has red sauce, mozzarella, pepperoni, sausage, peppers, red onions, olives, and mushrooms, and sells for $19.
The President's two other pizzas were special orders: A 14" thin crust pepperoni and sausage pie, and a 14" thin crust pie with green peppers and red onions. Each was $20. The total bill was more than $60 with tax, and the President paid in cash...
Immediate thought: bad breath.