Best headline of the day

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The story accompanying this headline is from the Atlanta Journal Constitution:

Former Georgia congresswoman Cynthia McKinney is preparing to run for her old 4th Congressional district seat on the Green Party ticket.

McKinney was defeated by 4th district incumbent Hank Johnson in 2006 after serving six terms in Congress and has kept a low profile since returning to Atlanta from the San Francisco area where she moved in 2007.

For more on McKinney, click here.

And just for fun, here's the old video of Rep. Hank Johnson, questioning whether additional U.S. forces on the island of Guam might cause it to "tip over":

And here's a simulated look at Johnson's worst fears realized:

Sigh...  It never gets old.