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We asked you on Friday to caption that photo of a happy Newt Gingrich and his rhinoceros friend.
The winner:
"Pictured: One big, FAT Rhino.
Pictured Opposite: A caged wild mammal." --THARPDEVENPORT
Runners-up:
"Rhino to Newt: Hey buddy. Welcome to the retirement home for liberal Republicans…Where there’s nothing left for us to do but grow old and horny.” --KICKINBACK
"Like chicken? ...Really?" --GBTVFAN_NON_AMERICAN_OVERSEAS
"Dreams of my father." --BIKERR
"You sure he knows how to pay off campaign debt?" --PETER YOHANSEN
"Reflections." --SPIRITED
"Does this rhino make my butt look big?" --CYBERFLY
“Her name is Julia." --LCALLDAY
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